
The Awakening
Someone slammed a staff into the top of the wall and green fire filled the sky. Everyone came running. Norbert opened one eye.
The gecko for everyone who stayed on NEAR when nobody was watching.
norbert.v2-launchpad.justhoot.near
Norbert lives on the warm side of the oldest NEAR validator. He watched the bull runs come and go. He lost his tail in the worst red candle the wall ever saw, the night everyone around him let go. He grew it back slowly, while the timeline called the chain dead.
Lonk woke NEAR up. Norbert is the one who never went back to sleep.
104 Norberts for every timeline moment: eating, driving, swimming, flexing, holding. Tap the green button on any one to download it, then post it.
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Someone slammed a staff into the top of the wall and green fire filled the sky. Everyone came running. Norbert opened one eye.

It came down laughing and took everything that wasn't holding on. It took his tail too. He kept his grip.

Rain. Snow. Empty branches. Everyone left. He stayed, and slowly the tail grew back.

At the top, the one who woke the chain handed it over. "Tell the whales I sent you." Norbert opened both eyes.
four steps from zero to holding
Meteor Wallet is the easiest wallet on NEAR. Download it, create your own .near account and write down your recovery phrase. Never share it.
Get Meteor WalletGo to near.com, connect your wallet and swap any supported asset from another chain into $NEAR. You can also buy NEAR on an exchange and send it to your .near address.
Open near.comOpen the $NORBERT page on justhoot.fun and tap Connect wallet to link your Meteor Wallet.
Open $NORBERT on JustHootTap Buy, enter how much $NEAR to spend and confirm in your wallet. That's it. Welcome to the wall.
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